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by psu_dad
Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:53 pm
Forum: Locker Room
Topic: Illinois Pregame
Replies: 124
Views: 341

Re: Illinois Pregame

Ka-Boom. Ye of little faith.
by psu_dad
Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:42 pm
Forum: Locker Room
Topic: Illinois Pregame
Replies: 124
Views: 341

Re: Illinois Pregame

Ok, I'll say it - short, white kids named Epstein shouldn't be able to run like that. It's unnatural.

We're in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish fraternity and they said that every one of our answers on the psych test was wrong.
by psu_dad
Fri Sep 21, 2018 9:17 am
Forum: Free for All
Topic: 2018 NFL Season
Replies: 142
Views: 11716

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Stop picking on the J - E - T - S JETS JETS JETS! Their fan base is my favorite fan base. There's a popular Jets chat board I peek at occasionally. On the Unintentional Comedy Index of 0-10, that chat board is an 11. After week 1, the two biggest concerns were (1) getting tickets to the Superbowl an...
by psu_dad
Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:26 pm
Forum: Free for All
Topic: 2018 Baseball Season
Replies: 854
Views: 44731

Re: 2018 Baseball Season

The Red Sox are currently celebrating the clinching of the AL East. I'm generally of the opinion that celebrating winning a division is pretty lame. But celebrating winning a division on the infield of Yankee Stadium is pretty cool.
by psu_dad
Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:56 am
Forum: Free for All
Topic: 2018 NFL Season
Replies: 142
Views: 11716

Re: 2018 NFL Season

I'm not allowed to eat those Ramen noodles any more. My sons (the Health Nazis) say they have too much sodium in them. Turns out you were stacking little cups of Heart Attack. Shame on you.
by psu_dad
Wed Sep 19, 2018 6:29 pm
Forum: Free for All
Topic: Random Thoughts Again
Replies: 1444
Views: 83697

Re: Random Thoughts Again

So it turns out my barber is not the only one who knows how to cut hair. The kid who cut my hair today did a nice job and I gave him a nice tip.

Mrs psu_dad: No one gives two poops about your hair cut.
Me: Fine.
by psu_dad
Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:31 am
Forum: Free for All
Topic: Random Thoughts Again
Replies: 1444
Views: 83697

Re: Random Thoughts Again

Hopefully it's the same for you!

No. It's not the same.

Maybe I'll just go with a Mohawk. That seems simple enough. And then I probably wouldn't have to attend any more meetings.
by psu_dad
Tue Sep 18, 2018 7:45 pm
Forum: Free for All
Topic: Random Thoughts Again
Replies: 1444
Views: 83697

Re: Random Thoughts Again

Major catastrophe. My barber of 40 years cancelled an appointment a couple of weeks ago. His daughter (who runs the place now) told me his bad knee was killing him and he had to go home. So I call today to make another appointment and I'm told he had knee replacement surgery and will be out a couple...
by psu_dad
Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:44 pm
Forum: Free for All
Topic: Random Thoughts Again
Replies: 1444
Views: 83697

Re: Random Thoughts Again

Sounds like they were a great company to work for. All things considered, they were. They paid their people very well and gave them interesting work to do. But they expected them to produce (or else). There weren't a lot of older guys there. The pressure to meet deadlines was exciting when you're 2...
by psu_dad
Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:32 pm
Forum: Free for All
Topic: Random Thoughts Again
Replies: 1444
Views: 83697

Re: Random Thoughts Again

My parents wanted me to be a teacher.

So did mine. Based on stories my SIL (a teacher) tells me, I made the right choice. Right about now, I'd probably be finishing up a long prison sentence for tossing a student out a window.