"Duh" too

[psu_dad]

The woman is now claiming (through her attorney) that she was a totally innocent pawn in this whole mess. She's claiming the two guys concocted the scam and she just went along because she thought it would help a homeless person. Honest. That's her story.

I'm shocked she's throwing her partners under the bus. I didn't see that coming.

[Blue&White]

That's the kind of story you need to think of before you leave an electronic trail of texts and emails that contradict the entire thing, don't you think?

[psu_dad]

Given the evidence, her story is as absurd as a Monty Python skit. It's the equivalent of claiming the dead parrot is just sleeping.

This is my favorite text message from her, in response to a friend who cautioned not to freeze out the homeless guy: "I’ll be keeping the rest of the money, f**k you very much.”

I think she plagiarized that from MotherTheresa.

[sameoldlama]

I'm thinking we need a "Florida being Florida" thread

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/florida ... 39089.html

[psu_dad]

They do seem to have a disproportionate number of people who are nucking futs.

[Crowbar]

That story stinks.

[psu_dad]

And speaking of Florida ... Good Grief.

[Blue&White]

My latest "duh!" story:

Cafeteria where I work has a coffee app. When you buy coffee, they take your phone, enter a code, and it records the purchase. When you get to set number, you get a free coffee. Well, turns out that someone stole the code and has been adding drinks to the phones of himself and a few of his buddies. And, as you would expect - they got stupidly greedy to a point where the company that runs the cafeteria noticed it. So, two things happened:

1. they now change the codes every Monday; and
2. They reported the guy to the company.

So, for a few free cups of coffee, this moron now has to explain his actions to HR. I don't know specifically who this brain surgeon is - it's a big place with a lot of people. One of the cashiers I'm friendly with was telling me about it when I got my morning tea which is how I know anything about it. So, I'm not sure exactly what is going to happen. What I do know is my employer takes a very dim view of theft. And, this was theft. Are they going to fire him for it? Maybe. Maybe not. At minimum, it's now noted that he basically ripped off a vendor and I'm sure that is recorded in his personnell file. That it was for probalby under $50 of free coffee over a few months will be lost in the noise. But, for that small amount, this yahoo is at risk to either lose his job or end up on some kind of disciplinary action. At minimum, he's now got this in his record as long as he works here - which will absolutely come up any time he seeks a promotion or any other kind of advancement.

All this raises the question - how stupid to you have to be to not see what an incredibly bad idea this is?

[psu_dad]

So, for a few free cups of coffee, this moron now has to explain his actions to HR.