Dad Jokes

Blue&White
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Blue&White » Wed Feb 20, 2019 8:36 am

My wife asked if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner.

So, I took the batteries out of all the smoke detectors.
Baseball season!!!!

PittGradPSUMad
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby PittGradPSUMad » Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:52 pm

Blue&White wrote:My wife asked if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner.

So, I took the batteries out of all the smoke detectors.


You're gonna be toast when the MeToo police get hold of that last joke. You've been warned.
Yeah, well, that's like your opinion, man.

LioninVa
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby LioninVa » Fri Mar 01, 2019 8:21 am

My friend went bald years ago but he still carries his old comb with him. He just can’t part with it.

Blue&White
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Blue&White » Mon Mar 18, 2019 8:12 pm

I just tripped over my wife's bra.

It was a booby trap!
Baseball season!!!!

hbendle
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby hbendle » Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:59 am

Are backyard pools save for diving?

It deep ends.

Blue&White
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Blue&White » Wed Mar 20, 2019 5:18 pm

This morning I saw my neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious the poor deluded woman though the cat understood her.

When I got home I told my dog about it ......... and we laughed and we laughed.
Baseball season!!!!

Blue&White
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Blue&White » Sat Mar 23, 2019 8:14 am

What's blue and doesn't weigh very much?

Light blue.

:lol:
Baseball season!!!!

hbendle
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby hbendle » Sun Mar 24, 2019 7:08 pm

What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.