Dad Jokes

Blue&White
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Blue&White » Wed Feb 20, 2019 8:36 am

My wife asked if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner.

So, I took the batteries out of all the smoke detectors.
Is it baseball season yet?

PittGradPSUMad
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby PittGradPSUMad » Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:52 pm

Blue&White wrote:My wife asked if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner.

So, I took the batteries out of all the smoke detectors.


You're gonna be toast when the MeToo police get hold of that last joke. You've been warned.
Yeah, well, that's like your opinion, man.

LioninVa
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby LioninVa » Fri Mar 01, 2019 8:21 am

My friend went bald years ago but he still carries his old comb with him. He just can’t part with it.

Blue&White
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Blue&White » Mon Mar 18, 2019 8:12 pm

I just tripped over my wife's bra.

It was a booby trap!
Is it baseball season yet?