Random Thoughts Again

sameoldlama
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Re: Random Thoughts Again

Postby sameoldlama » Wed Jan 03, 2018 11:01 am

psu_dad wrote:I might consider taking off my pants if a woman made me one.

Mrs psu_dad: So what. Most men would take off their pants for a 3-day-old corn dog.
Me: What's your point?


You might want to turn up the thermostat first - you don't want to risk shrinkage
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Re: Random Thoughts Again

Postby PittGradPSUMad » Wed Jan 03, 2018 2:15 pm

Dad: "I was in the pool! I was in the pool!

Yeah, like that actually explains it. :lol:
Yeah, well, that's like your opinion, man.

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Re: Random Thoughts Again

Postby psu_dad » Thu Jan 04, 2018 7:31 am

It's just academic now. According to the local media, everyone around here is going to be dead by nightfall tomorrow.

There's been an update. Now they're predicting 17 feet of snow, wind gusts of 500 MPH, downed trees, power outages and zombies foraging for dead bodies by nightfall.

Mrs psu_dad: How can zombies forage in 17 feet of snow?
Me: Snowshoes.
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Re: Random Thoughts Again

Postby Blue&White » Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:41 am

CNN is blasting a headline that the east coast will be colder than Mars over the weekend.

Hyperbole much?
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Re: Random Thoughts Again

Postby psu_dad » Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:05 am

According to Wikipedia, the average daily high temperature on Mars during January is 19 degrees F. We have daily high temperatures lower than that in January all the time. It's the average daily LOW temperature on Mars that's the killer (-116 degree F). I hope CNN isn't predicting that.
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Re: Random Thoughts Again

Postby Blue&White » Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:10 am

I'm in Florida and I'm indifferent .. until Sunday afternoon. Then I care.

Btw, this weather is ruining Florida. It's cold here. Not like home but colder than acceptable.
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Jerry Garcia
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Re: Random Thoughts Again

Postby Jerry Garcia » Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:35 am

Sounds like Del Boca Vista better make a quick investment in snow removal equipment.

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Re: Random Thoughts Again

Postby psu_dad » Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:50 am

There must be some cranky Del Boca Vista residents. When I worked in a supermarket as a teenager, we had the A/C set to 70 in the summertime. The old folks were constantly complaining about how "cold" it was.
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Re: Random Thoughts Again

Postby sameoldlama » Thu Jan 04, 2018 11:44 am

When I lived in Arizona I'd see seniors wearing and undershirt, button down shirt and light jacket on a 90 degree day. You could set these people on fire and they would complain about the backdraft.

But I can't lie as soon as I retire I'm heading back there.
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Re: Random Thoughts Again

Postby Jerry Garcia » Thu Jan 04, 2018 11:58 am

Btw, this weather is ruining Florida. It's cold here. Not like home but colder than acceptable.


I'll bet you're still all over that shuffleboard court.