Random Thoughts Again

psu_dad
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Re: Random Thoughts Again

Postby psu_dad » Wed Oct 03, 2018 12:14 pm

I don't need to see it. My moles sent me an advance copy of the message:

This is a nationwide test of the Wireless Emergency Alert system. This is only a test. Had this been a real emergency, you would have been instructed to kiss your sorry butt goodbye. -- TYVM, FEMA
Fire Alex Cora. (On hold pending further review)

Blue&White
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Re: Random Thoughts Again

Postby Blue&White » Wed Oct 03, 2018 12:53 pm

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Alex Cora sucks. Mickey Callaway sucks. Baseball sucks. Everything and everyone just sucks. Is it football season yet?

PSUgrower
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Re: Random Thoughts Again

Postby PSUgrower » Wed Oct 03, 2018 2:18 pm

Blue&White wrote:They have a co-ed dorm option. As a kid I'd be all over that. As a parent, I'm not so sure.

My freshman year of college I was in a co-ed dorm. The girls rooms started right next to mine. It as awesome because the girls were really responsible and would knock on the walls when it was time to get up. I rarely used an alarm clock. There were other perks too ;)

sameoldlama
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Re: Random Thoughts Again

Postby sameoldlama » Wed Oct 03, 2018 2:47 pm

Top 10 Reported Presidential Alerts Received in First Ten Minutes After System Activated

10. Stormy Warning - Confidentiality Agreements aren't what they used to be

9. Who thinks we should have a 24 hour McDonald's in the foyer of the White House?

8. All these wealthy celebs should be checking their investment portfolios and start kissing my orange ass

7. Client - Attorney privilege ain't what it used to be

6. I should of just went with the chick for SCOTUS

5. Damn, Pence does less for me than Sessions

4. Does anyone know a really, really, really great divorce lawyer

3. Hole in one was golf reference!!!! - FAKE NEWS

2. How the hell did I win POTUS - oh that's right - thanks Hillary

1. Go ahead and keep poking the dog and instead of heading to the golf course I'll bury Bernie in 2020 and we'll do this for four more years
Wendall : That's very linear Sheriff
Ed Tom : Age will flatten a man Wendall

Blue&White
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Re: Random Thoughts Again

Postby Blue&White » Wed Oct 03, 2018 3:06 pm

Very funny. Nicely done.
Alex Cora sucks. Mickey Callaway sucks. Baseball sucks. Everything and everyone just sucks. Is it football season yet?

sameoldlama
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Re: Random Thoughts Again

Postby sameoldlama » Wed Oct 03, 2018 3:13 pm

With this group I'm expecting this list to grow at least ten fold
Wendall : That's very linear Sheriff
Ed Tom : Age will flatten a man Wendall

Blue&White
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Re: Random Thoughts Again

Postby Blue&White » Wed Oct 03, 2018 3:31 pm

In NYC but will give some thought in the train ride home.
Alex Cora sucks. Mickey Callaway sucks. Baseball sucks. Everything and everyone just sucks. Is it football season yet?

LioninVa
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Re: Random Thoughts Again

Postby LioninVa » Wed Oct 03, 2018 7:07 pm

I know you are but what am I

Blue&White
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Re: Random Thoughts Again

Postby Blue&White » Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:03 pm

No Collusion!
Alex Cora sucks. Mickey Callaway sucks. Baseball sucks. Everything and everyone just sucks. Is it football season yet?

LioninVa
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Re: Random Thoughts Again

Postby LioninVa » Thu Oct 04, 2018 7:49 am