I'd Punch Myself in the Nuts .........

[Blue&White]

Naked Gun, not Airplane!

Drat. I hate when I do that
Of course I know it's Naked Gun.

Shore - that was my point. No thanks.

[Crowbar]

...to keep Toys R Us in business. That's the one big chain store I pray does not go away.

[psu_dad]

They're toast. In another week or two they'll be just a memory.

You know that "Death Star" in the first Star Wars movie? The moon-sized space station? Amazon.com is going to build one for their international headquarters.

[sameoldlama]

I had a buddy say that being with Pamela would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

You're buddy stole that from the Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson.

I'd probably take a shot to the crotch to go back a little further and get to be the male lead in a Skinemax type movie with Bo Derek.

[Blue&White]

I'd take a punch in the nuts for the same with a 25 year old Christie Brinkley, but the 60 year old version looks pretty good, too.

[sameoldlama]

Tonight at gym B&W will fantasize about 25 year old Pam Anderson and Christie Brinkley flanking him on treadmills while Bo Derek stretches in front of him. And they are all wearing yoga pants. He will run in slow motion and have to be forcibly removed from the gym while he sings Upton Girl. Someone will capture it on cell phone video and it will go viral.

[PittGradPSUMad]

God, I hope not.

[psu_dad]

I'd punch myself in the nuts for that not to happen.

[Blue&White]

I'd punch myself in the nuts for that not to happen.

Ditto.

[Crowbar]

...to watch Andre the Giant wrestle one more time.