I'd Punch Myself in the Nuts .........

Blue&White
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Re: I'd Punch Myself in the Nuts .........

Postby Blue&White » Thu Mar 08, 2018 10:31 pm

nittwittier wrote:Naked Gun, not Airplane!


Drat. I hate when I do that
Of course I know it's Naked Gun.

Shore - that was my point. No thanks.
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Re: I'd Punch Myself in the Nuts .........

Postby Crowbar » Sun Mar 11, 2018 9:20 pm

...to keep Toys R Us in business. That's the one big chain store I pray does not go away.
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Re: I'd Punch Myself in the Nuts .........

Postby psu_dad » Sun Mar 11, 2018 9:56 pm

They're toast. In another week or two they'll be just a memory.

You know that "Death Star" in the first Star Wars movie? The moon-sized space station? Amazon.com is going to build one for their international headquarters.
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Re: I'd Punch Myself in the Nuts .........

Postby sameoldlama » Mon Mar 12, 2018 8:39 am

Shore Lion wrote:I had a buddy say that being with Pamela would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.


You're buddy stole that from the Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson.

I'd probably take a shot to the crotch to go back a little further and get to be the male lead in a Skinemax type movie with Bo Derek.
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Re: I'd Punch Myself in the Nuts .........

Postby Blue&White » Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:44 am

I'd take a punch in the nuts for the same with a 25 year old Christie Brinkley, but the 60 year old version looks pretty good, too.
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Re: I'd Punch Myself in the Nuts .........

Postby sameoldlama » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:05 am

Tonight at gym B&W will fantasize about 25 year old Pam Anderson and Christie Brinkley flanking him on treadmills while Bo Derek stretches in front of him. And they are all wearing yoga pants. He will run in slow motion and have to be forcibly removed from the gym while he sings Upton Girl. Someone will capture it on cell phone video and it will go viral.
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Re: I'd Punch Myself in the Nuts .........

Postby PittGradPSUMad » Mon Mar 12, 2018 12:01 pm

God, I hope not.
Yeah, well, that's like your opinion, man.

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Re: I'd Punch Myself in the Nuts .........

Postby psu_dad » Mon Mar 12, 2018 12:08 pm

I'd punch myself in the nuts for that not to happen.
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Re: I'd Punch Myself in the Nuts .........

Postby Blue&White » Mon Mar 12, 2018 12:59 pm

psu_dad wrote:I'd punch myself in the nuts for that not to happen.


Ditto.
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Re: I'd Punch Myself in the Nuts .........

Postby Crowbar » Tue Mar 13, 2018 10:06 pm

...to watch Andre the Giant wrestle one more time.
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