2018 NFL Season

Blue&White
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Re: 2018 NFL Season

Postby Blue&White » Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:23 am

At least we know his life priorities are in order.
Alex Cora sucks. Mickey Callaway sucks. Baseball sucks. Everything and everyone just sucks. Is it football season yet?

Carl Spackler
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Re: 2018 NFL Season

Postby Carl Spackler » Fri Jun 22, 2018 7:13 pm

Dad, I have a publicist, don't you? Doesn't everyone? I'll hook you up if you need a one. ;)
So I got that going for me...which is nice. It's a cross between Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent and Northern California Sensimilla so you can play 36 holes on it,take it home at night and get stoned to the begesses belt

Blue&White
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Re: 2018 NFL Season

Postby Blue&White » Tue Jun 26, 2018 7:32 pm

Apparently a dead body was "found" at the home of Giants CB Janoris Jenkins. I hate it when that happens.

Not clear who the deceased is. I read that Jenkins was in Florida and had some family staying at his house up in NJ. I don't see that he's any kind of suspect or anything but the cops are treating it as a homicide.
Alex Cora sucks. Mickey Callaway sucks. Baseball sucks. Everything and everyone just sucks. Is it football season yet?

psu_dad
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Re: 2018 NFL Season

Postby psu_dad » Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:02 pm

Supposedly, the body was discovered in the basement by a worker at the house, who then called 911. I'm usually careful to remove dead bodies from my basement before I let anyone down there.

LioninVa doesn't have this problem. He doesn't have a basement.

On a more serious note, ay carumba.
Fire Alex Cora. (On hold pending further review)

Carl Spackler
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Re: 2018 NFL Season

Postby Carl Spackler » Wed Jun 27, 2018 7:43 pm

psu_dad wrote:Supposedly, the body was discovered in the basement by a worker at the house, who then called 911. I'm usually careful to remove dead bodies from my basement before I let anyone down there.

LioninVa doesn't have this problem. He doesn't have a basement.

On a more serious note, ay carumba.


A crawl space is problematic. You have to drag to body horizontally with limited area to raise your head looking for witnesses. Witness can be problematic.

Who's Alex Cora? ;) Is he related to Dan Morgan?
So I got that going for me...which is nice. It's a cross between Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent and Northern California Sensimilla so you can play 36 holes on it,take it home at night and get stoned to the begesses belt

Blue&White
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Re: 2018 NFL Season

Postby Blue&White » Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:07 pm

Alex Cora is the Red Sox manager.
Alex Cora sucks. Mickey Callaway sucks. Baseball sucks. Everything and everyone just sucks. Is it football season yet?

psu_dad
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Re: 2018 NFL Season

Postby psu_dad » Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:37 pm

For now.
Fire Alex Cora. (On hold pending further review)

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Re: 2018 NFL Season

Postby Crowbar » Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:44 pm

At 53-27 I would say for the foreseeable future.
41-33.

psu_dad
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Re: 2018 NFL Season

Postby psu_dad » Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:56 pm

Apparently Jenkins' brother (who has a long rap sheet) has been charged with "aggravated manslaughter".

I had a feeling that was coming when I heard that he tried to fly down to Florida and had to be removed from the plane when he had a serious anxiety attack. For someone with a morbid fear of flying to get on a plane smelled of panic/desperation.
Fire Alex Cora. (On hold pending further review)

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Re: 2018 NFL Season

Postby Blue&White » Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:59 pm

You know an awful lot about the brother of a minor celebrity. I think he was framed. I sure hope you have an alibi.
Alex Cora sucks. Mickey Callaway sucks. Baseball sucks. Everything and everyone just sucks. Is it football season yet?