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Re: You know you're in a bad bowl when.....

Postby SouthernLion » Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:16 pm

Nat@PSU wrote:You know you're in a bad bowl when the actual Sallie James posts about the actual bowl you're playing in.






Actual.


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You know you're in a bad bowl when your opponent lost to the Eco-friendly Gulf Packers. The other day.
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Re: You know you're in a bad bowl when.....

Postby reincarnatedlama » Sun Dec 18, 2016 7:29 pm

..... The NCAA is demanding all players get tested - not for PEDs but for STDs
..... The host city brags they are no longer in the Top 10 cities for crime - well aggregate not per capita
..... One of the stadium vendors is handing out methadone and doing needle exchanges
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Re: You know you're in a bad bowl when.....

Postby reincarnatedlama » Wed Dec 21, 2016 3:28 pm

.... Fans who attended the game the previous year are still being treated for PTSD
.... The lone game camera is a Go Pro attached to a Referee's head - and that ref is Witovet
.... Syrian refugees say they would rather stay home than attend game
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Re: You know you're in a bad bowl when.....

Postby Blue&White » Wed Dec 21, 2016 3:40 pm

- You're bowl is being played mid-afternoon, during the work week, before Xmas when a lot of people are still working.
- You're sponsor isn't even the top fast food chicken chain, but instead you get sponsored by "Popeyes"
- your bowl game meets both of the above criteria.
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Re: You know you're in a bad bowl when.....

Postby SouthernLion » Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:38 pm

.....the "XFL" logo in the middle of the field is still visible
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Re: You know you're in a bad bowl when.....

Postby psu_dad » Wed Dec 21, 2016 5:43 pm

Blue&White wrote:- You're bowl is being played mid-afternoon, during the work week, before Xmas when a lot of people are still working.
- You're sponsor isn't even the top fast food chicken chain, but instead you get sponsored by "Popeyes"
- your bowl game meets both of the above criteria.


How can you even think about missing a bowl game played in The Bahamas in a stadium that seats 15,000? I'm all over that one. I have to run out later to get some chips and clam dip.
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Re: You know you're in a bad bowl when.....

Postby PittGradPSUMad » Wed Dec 21, 2016 6:37 pm

-Your bowl is named after an edible tuber
-You're not sure whether it's pronounced po-tay-toe or po-taw-toe
-You CAN eat just one
Yeah, well...you know...that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.
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Re: You know you're in a bad bowl when.....

Postby psu_dad » Wed Dec 21, 2016 6:51 pm

That one is on my short list, too. I'd better double up on the clam dip.

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Re: You know you're in a bad bowl when.....

Postby SouthernLion » Wed Dec 21, 2016 7:03 pm

....during the game you're distracted by Alaskan Bush People on your phone.
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Re: You know you're in a bad bowl when.....

Postby underlion » Wed Dec 21, 2016 8:35 pm

All the top Juniors and Seniors sit out to prepare for the NFL.
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