You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

pennstate92
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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby pennstate92 » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:05 am

...the final score is 6-4...
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sameoldlama
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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby sameoldlama » Sun Dec 24, 2017 2:33 pm

........ when school accepts bid the team chaplain renounces his faith in God

........ the NCAA announces players from teams invited to bowl can transfer immediately without penalty

........ the game will be held at Oberlin College, they will not keep score, everyone gets a participation trophy, tackling will not be allowed and player's parents are required to bring orange slices and juice boxes.
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Jerry Garcia
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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby Jerry Garcia » Wed Dec 27, 2017 7:01 am

.......locals nickname it the 'Terri-bowl'

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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby sameoldlama » Tue Jan 02, 2018 3:32 pm

....... people from Chicago are afraid to go because "it's in a dangerous area"

....... you're opponent is a team from the Pac 12

....... the bowl payouts is in change

and your first Cleveland joke

....... Did you here about the guy who was told he had 3 months to live ...... he moved to Cleveland to make it seem longer ........
Wendall : That's very linear Sheriff
Ed Tom : Age will flatten a man Wendall

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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby Shore Lion » Tue Jan 02, 2018 3:51 pm

. . . . . . Mark Emmert attends the pre-game press conference to extol the "culture" of whatever schools are playing in the game.

. . . . . . Roseanne sings the National Anthem.

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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby sameoldlama » Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:28 am

....... you ask Alexa to get you tickets and reservations for the game and she replies "Are you effing kidding" and starts laughing.

....... the Russian nuclear plan has strategic designations for US cities such as "economic center", "military", "commerce hub" - the bowl city's is "don't bother"

....... taking your children is considered felony child abuse

....... it's easier to get basic staples in Venezuela

....... the representative from the bowl committee welcomes you by saying "Say hello to my little friend!!!"

....... the briefcase in which the bowl committee transferred your payout turns out to be filled with dirty underwear with the initials "WS"
Wendall : That's very linear Sheriff
Ed Tom : Age will flatten a man Wendall