You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

sameoldlama
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You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby sameoldlama » Tue Dec 12, 2017 11:17 am

As I said - given the events of last year I expect this season's holiday favorite to be epic. Don't disappoint guys.

........ they're serving warm Stroh's ..... in the VIP section

........ the pre-game dinner is at a soup kitchen

........ Hillary can't come up with anything to blame a loss on

........ the celebrity coming out for the honorary hand shake is Lewis CK

........ your travel itinerary packet contains a one way ticket to North Korea
Wendall : That's very linear Sheriff
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Jerry Garcia
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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby Jerry Garcia » Tue Dec 12, 2017 11:29 am

...there's a ceremonial first pitch before the game starts

...the game announcers are station DJs for the competing schools

...the host city name ends in "-grad" or "-gorsk."

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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby Blue&White » Tue Dec 12, 2017 11:53 am

Finally, a thread we can all agree upon - the Bad Bowl thread. I love this thread. Let the festivities begin!
Is it baseball season yet?

pennstate92
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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby pennstate92 » Tue Dec 12, 2017 11:56 am

...Roseanne sings the Star Spangled Banner.

...Roy Moore mans a kissing booth outside the stadium.
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Blue&White
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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby Blue&White » Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:18 pm

...Roy Moore mans a kissing booth outside the stadium.

:lol:

- you live above the Mason Dixon line and you still need to drive north for the bowl game.
- the bowl you are attending wasn't good enough to book Rosanne for the National Anthem and, instead, yours had to bring in former Olympic runner Carl Lewis
Is it baseball season yet?

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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby Crowbar » Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:23 pm

...your opponent is Pitt. Oh, wait...
41-33.

sameoldlama
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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby sameoldlama » Tue Dec 12, 2017 1:11 pm

oh if we are going there

....... Roy Moore is in charge of the child care area

....... your aspiring actress girlfriend says she can't go because she has a meeting with Harvey Weinstein at his hotel the same time

....... Al Franken is the official photographers assistant

....... upon hearing about the bowl you need immediately need to enter the concussion protocol
Wendall : That's very linear Sheriff
Ed Tom : Age will flatten a man Wendall

Jerry Garcia
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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby Jerry Garcia » Tue Dec 12, 2017 1:37 pm

Don't forget ......autographed 8x10 glossies of Anthony Weiner in the goody bag.

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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby LioninVa » Tue Dec 12, 2017 6:14 pm

......The game is broadcast on Comedy Central and the pregame is sponsored by The Funny Bone.

.......The bid has to come out the week before bowl bid Sunday so the teams can get the equipment to the site. (This actually happens for the Bahama Bowl)

.......The school bands aren’t invited for halftime so they have a magician instead.

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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby Shane » Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:38 am

Crowbar wrote:...your opponent is Pitt. Oh, wait...


You meant to type Akron, correct?