You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

sameoldlama
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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby sameoldlama » Wed Dec 13, 2017 9:41 am

....... the film crew for game is four zit faced teens with drones

....... the halftime band is a hippie drum circle / pan flute fusion band

....... Donald Trump enthusiastically estimates the crowd size at "dozens and dozens"

....... the sideline reporter is a French mime
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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby Nat@PSU » Wed Dec 13, 2017 9:51 am

. . . . Donald Trump tweets about it and claims it's the "absolute best bowl of all time, believe me, it's tremendous. Lots of people are talking about what an amazing bowl it is."

. . . . Pam Ward is announcing and you're glad that at least it isn't Danny Kanell.

. . . . most of the fans are wearing "I stand for the National Anthem" t-shirts.

. . . . the gift bags for the cheerleaders include a meet and greet with Roy Moore, but it specifies that it is only open to the freshmen cheerleaders.
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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby sameoldlama » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:43 am

....... you hope the announcement of your team accepting the bid is "fake news"

....... you're debating watching the "Kathy Griffin Holiday Youtube Special" instead because you think it will be more entertaining and uplifting
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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby pennstate92 » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:01 am

The Clinton's are honorary Captains.

George HW Bush and David Copperfield headline the halftime show bonanza.

...I'm sorry, but this stuff's too easy. Maybe we should do away w/ the political stuff...
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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby Blue&White » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:16 am

Maybe we should do away w/ the political stuff...

Hey, we're not debating issues. We're just swinging at the low hanging fruit.

- your half time entertainment is a disgraced politician or media personality pulling a Bud Dwyer (too soon?)
- tickets are buy 1, get 3 free
- the fans in the end zones are out of work professional protestors
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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby Jerry Garcia » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:38 am

Halftime fare:

....instead of two students competing for free tuition throwing footballs at targets, two antifa clowns try to break as many plate glass windows as possible in 30 seconds
....part of the show is a tribute to the accomplishments of Occupy Wall Street
....Hillary signs books for fifteen minutes at the 50-yd line

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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby sameoldlama » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:54 am

....... before the bid is announced, players start trending the hashtag #pleasenotus

....... fan packs contains a 1st and 2nd half dose of prescription strength painkillers

....... the cheerleaders were recruited from a Craiglist's personal ad

....... the CDC refers to the bowl site as "Ground Zero"
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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby Jerry Garcia » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:09 am

Suggestion, lama, as you are the YKYIABBW Threadmaster. Take nominations for best post for the season. In an obvious conflict, I have you leading thus far with

....... you hope the announcement of your team accepting the bid is "fake news"


:lol:


92's Roy Moore kissing both is a very close second.

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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby Blue&White » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:46 am

I second JG's nominations, in the order he gave them. Funny stuff.
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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby sameoldlama » Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:03 pm

I think we all win with this thread
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