You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

pennstate92
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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby pennstate92 » Sat Dec 16, 2017 11:12 am

I love this one:

the CDC refers to the bowl site as "Ground Zero"
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pennstate92
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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby pennstate92 » Sat Dec 16, 2017 11:14 am

...The pregame fare is a real life death match remake of 'the longest yard' with Adam Sandler and Burt Reynolds as honorary Captains.
If at first you don't succeed, give up. There is no hope for you.

Crowbar
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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby Crowbar » Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:38 am

Say what you want, but congratulations to Georgia State on winning their bowl game yesterday! Akron plays their bowl game on Tuesday.

Again, thanks Pitt for ruining our SOS. :x
41-33.

sameoldlama
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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby sameoldlama » Thu Dec 21, 2017 9:23 am

...... the usher taking you to your seat is Pennywise the Clown from It

...... after seeing the halftime dancers, B&W completely loses his appreciation of yoga pants

...... half the town's population reside at a state run facility and are serving 8-10 years
Wendall : That's very linear Sheriff
Ed Tom : Age will flatten a man Wendall

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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby LioninVa » Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:56 am

sameoldlama wrote:...... after seeing the halftime dancers, B&W completely loses his appreciation of yoga pants


That made my day, lama!

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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby sameoldlama » Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:37 am

I know I have to bring it on this thread to be tolerated the other 11 months of the year
Wendall : That's very linear Sheriff
Ed Tom : Age will flatten a man Wendall

PittGradPSUMad
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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby PittGradPSUMad » Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:51 am

.....while showing you to your seat, the usher smiles a toothless grin and remarks, "you got a purty mouth."
Yeah, well, that's like your opinion, man.

sameoldlama
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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby sameoldlama » Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:06 pm

....... the food concession theme is Dutch-Mex and features scrapple burritos, spam tacos and deep fried shoo fly pie.

....... there's a Russian Roulette game for fans of opposing teams at the Fan Fest .... there's a line .... and people do seem to care if they lose

....... you take your seat and ask guy next you which team he is rooting for and he replies "what business is it of yours friendo" and starts flipping a coin
Wendall : That's very linear Sheriff
Ed Tom : Age will flatten a man Wendall

Nittany Flier
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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby Nittany Flier » Thu Dec 21, 2017 4:37 pm

...half time is nf.comer's dancing to Donna Summer in speedos and flip-flops.

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Re: You Know You're In a Bad Bowl When .......

Postby Jerry Garcia » Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:49 pm

.....when your opponent is UAB. They didn't even have a team last year.